May 2013
Tumblr app: I'm done loading
Me: but what about all these blank pictures and gifs
Tumblr app: did I fucking stutter
dangruchy:
swiggity swag i am in the bag
Please don't call yourself a feminist if you...
wtfshiroko:
waywardangelsandhunters:
raised-rory-from-perdition:
piefacemcgee:
ihaveabsolutelynoidea:
cynically-colorblind:
It’s one of the most misogynist things out there.
dictating how a woman chooses to express herself sexually is misogynistic
it’s also misogynistic to assume that all women undertake a sub position
it’s also heterosexist to assume that all bdsm is...
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dumpsterfetus:
trying to lower a pokemon’s HP so you can catch it but you get a critical hit and it faints
homleschapel:
summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell
ayeleesh:
when you see your reflection on your laptop screen and you just look
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Anime Boston tomorrow! I’m so excited! I’ll be Hannah Anafeloz Friday and Kusuriuri Saturday! Come say hi or something because I’d love to meet some people!
ohmypheels:
everyone is like “omg tumblr should delete blogs that have been inactive for 2+ years” but i dont think they should
just imagine in 10 years time, in the back of your mind you remember tumblr, you open it up and you’re still logged in and you get to look at your blog and remember all this.
now imagine if you went back to see your old blog of your teenage years and it had been...
ero-assphyxiation:
undercover-witch:
tentacuddles:
milkydayy:
i know everyones freaking out about yahoo buying tumblr but maybe just maybe its the beggining of something
well then… you don’t have to tell me to ship it twice.
It’s perfect because while Tumblr talks big, in reality she’s shy, and Yahoo is this dominatrix company who knows a lot personal data.
Are you suggesting...
jinn0uchi:
dendropsyche:
OKAY so i just saw the most ridiculous thing at the store today
so we come across this thing
and we discover you can turn it inside out and
ITS HELLO KITTY I’M
HSE’S EVEN GOT HER OWN LITTLE CHICKEN DRUMSTICK IM SO DONE
why the fuck
you-told-me-think-about-it:
ohitsjustkim:
fairgroundsoldier:
01012012:
friendly reminder that after each passing day you are closer to finding your soulmate
and your grave
and eating your next pizza
this sums up all of tumblr
bird-on-a-leash:
paperwhale:
claydols:
your bra strap is showing please hide it because it is suggestive. also your boobs are producing lumps in your shirt please hide them. your butt is in the same situation please get rid of it. also your legs. your arms. your face.
I can see your feet and it’s very distracting and slightly arousing.
irresponsibleeyouth:
The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.
yourdailydoseofjoy:
( ´ ▽ ` ) Good afternoon, everyone! ( ´ ▽ ` )
The date is May 23, 2013 on a Thursday
Don’t hide your hobbies and personality from others! Enjoy what you enjoy doing! Don’t hide them because you’re afraid of what others think!
( ´ ▽ ` ) Have a wonderful afternoon! ( ´ ▽ ` )
sherwat:
chrissykilljoybitchtits:
inc-omparable:
im-fandoomed:
hitlervevo:
why the fuck cant we text the police
lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you
Here in Canada you can
Here in England we just… scream and run
Here in Scotland we paint our...
